Johns Creek

A genuinely terrible Atlanta suburb that lacks any sense of community. Don't plan on driving anywhere in the afternoon because you'll literally be fucked by traffic. Everyone here is the same. They all wear indentical clothing, they all live in identical houses in identical neighborhoods, and they all drive identical cars. Teenagers have severe drug and alcohol problems because of a lack of anything exciting to do. Families move here for the school district, and when the kids graduate high school, they move away and never look back because nobody ACTUALLY wants to live in Johns Creek.

Person 1: "I grew up in Johns Creek."

Person 2: "I'm so sorry to hear that."

Person 1: "It's okay, after high school I got the fuck out of there and never looked back."

by nlbduhelsh March 27, 2011

creeparific

To be creepy in a sorta a terrific way.

Bob said I looked pretty in my new sweater, as he was licking his lips and scratching his balls...Creeparific

by Shanny P January 5, 2008

Creepycool

The best word to describe your Uncle.

My Uncle is so creepycool- He hugs really hard, but he's really awesome too!

by Mister Pencil April 3, 2008

Creeper Jack

When you steal someone's picture (from facebook, blackberry messenger, etc) without them knowing

Person 1: Hey look at this pic of my friend's birthday cake

Person 2: How did you manage to get that picture? You weren't even there...

Person 1: Oh, I soooo creeper jacked it

by Ackee2 December 5, 2009

creeper texting

The act of texting someone who doesn't know your number creepy things like "I see you," best done while in the same room as your prey so you can see them freak out. Often done by friends or stalkers.

text conversation:
creeper: we r watching u
guy: who r u?
creeper: still watching
guy: srsly who r u?

guy yells "WHO IS CREEPER TEXTING ME?!?!"

by girlthatfalls June 16, 2010

creepest

1. A serial creeper. Someone or something that acts in a creepy manner on a regular basis.

2. An uber-creeper.

Person A: Dude, that sock monkey is freaking me out.

Person B: Yeah, he's a total creepest.

by Hillside Villager January 2, 2011

Creeport

Creeport is the weird creepy disturbing baby that came out when CREEP and REPORT had hot steamy intercourse in the mid-80's after an insane ganja party.

Creeport.com is an online site for reporting CREEPY,WEIRD AND FUNNY looking people/things. The website does a contest every month, whoever submits the best pic/video wins a prize (from giftcards, videogames, movietickets, ca$h to a mystery box,as we all know the mystery box could be anything. IT COULD EVEN BE A BOAT!)

Ex1: Dude! Your mom is so ugly I submitted her picture to Creeport.com and they sent me an email saying that they had a special section in the website for ugly animals!

Ex2: OMG! That guy is a creep I am going to C-PORT him @ creeport.com

by Panoptes January 12, 2011