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Creeport is the weird creepy disturbing baby that came out when CREEP and REPORT had hot steamy intercourse in the mid-80's after an insane ganja party.

Creeport.com is an online site for reporting CREEPY,WEIRD AND FUNNY looking people/things. The website does a contest every month, whoever submits the best pic/video wins a prize (from giftcards, videogames, movietickets, ca$h to a mystery box,as we all know the mystery box could be anything. IT COULD EVEN BE A BOAT!)
Ex1: Dude! Your mom is so ugly I submitted her picture to Creeport.com and they sent me an email saying that they had a special section in the website for ugly animals!

Ex2: OMG! That guy is a creep I am going to C-PORT him @ creeport.com
Creeport by Panoptes January 12, 2011
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Creepertarian 

A libertarian, most likely male, who believes the opposite gender's love for liberty is the green light to make a pass. Unfortunately, the creepertarian does not receive signals of rejection, and drives the victim away from the liberty movement entirely.
Creepertarian: "So I heard you're in to liberty."
Girl: "Yeah! I love the Liberty Movement!"
Creepertarian: "Me too! Except I only adhere to the non-aggression principle outside of the bedroom..."
Creepertarian by shinrin785 July 28, 2012

Creepertunity 

The moment when an oppertunity arises to take a picture of someone extremely attractive to the opposite sex
I was walking in the mall when this fine ass chick dropped her bag giving me a great creepertunity to take a chivable pic of that ass.
Creepertunity by MidwestMegaDan September 14, 2012

creepy creeperton 

someone who is sketchy & creepy- could also be used to describe individuals who display characteristics & actions of pedaphiles or molesters.
"Did you see how he was looking at you with Mr. Boston eyes? Leave that creepy creeperton alone!"

creepertastic 

(n): a person who exemplifies all the qualities of a creeper fantastically, one who creeps, or is creepy very well.
"Did you see that guy staring at us?"

"Yeah he was creepertastic!"
creepertastic by Brazil Bound June 21, 2009

Creeperton 

Patty: Omg Jess that creeperton is totally about to rape you
Creeperton: Would you like me to take your bags?
Creeperton by mobackwash October 6, 2008

CreeperTV 

big balkan lad, likes farming zealots for some reason, says normal mode skywars sucks although he has level 56 combat in skyblock.
NachoLess: i prefer normal mode because i like normal mode
Big Man Serbia CreeperTV: normal mode sucks bruv you don’t even know what’s fun just farm zealots for 6 years
CreeperTV by big_nacho October 1, 2021
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fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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