When you have anal sex with you girlfriend and she defacates on your penis. When you pull out there are corn kernals on you penis.
by Xorak April 02, 2008
by CBM¤ May 19, 2009
a corned beef inspector is a male that is attracted to females that have ginger hair and rough skin.
by popadopalis June 08, 2005
To shove an uncooked corn cob into your anus and shred the cob with the lining of your rectum, then defecate into a bowl and continue to eat it.
by Jowah October 28, 2008
This takes some preparation. First you have to take a massive oblong shit on your kitchen table/countertop. Then take the fresh dookie and immediately place it in the freezer. When the terd is good n' ready, call up some fly bitch and use it as a dildo to fuck her with.
Dude, I've been waiting all week so LaFawnduh can come over and I can give her a Texas Corn-on-the-cob.
by Robo January 04, 2005
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by Patty o' Funature June 08, 2009