What the snooze button looks like when you are half asleep and not wearing eyeglasses (when you normally wear eyeglasses)
*Morning alarm comes from smartphone*
Phone screen (according to my eyes): "Sneeze"
Me: *hits the snooze button*
*ten minutes later*
*Morning alarm goes off again*
Me: "Fuck! I overslept. Why did I hit the sneeze button?"
Phone screen (according to my eyes): "Sneeze"
Me: *hits the snooze button*
*ten minutes later*
*Morning alarm goes off again*
Me: "Fuck! I overslept. Why did I hit the sneeze button?"
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Person B: Eugh, stop being such a down button downer.
Person B: Eugh, stop being such a down button downer.
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In Pakistan, "tich button" refers to snap fastener, also called snap button, press button. When two people are unsually close to each other, they are jokingly called "tich buttonan di jordi" meaning "a pair of tich buttons".
The word "tich" refers to the sound snap fasteners make.
The word "tich" refers to the sound snap fasteners make.
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Person 1: Yo what happened to Travis?
Person 2: Oh he hit the Penjamin Button. He’s a 4 years old again.
Person 2: Oh he hit the Penjamin Button. He’s a 4 years old again.
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Get the Box/Button mug.Noun. Describes the visible hole of the human female in which stool is passed. It is used interchangably with "asshole," "fart box," or "turd cutter." However, the crazy button more specifically refers to the female of the species, and describes the inevitable dynamic in a relationship involving at least 1 female whose asshole receives oral sex from their partner, and subsequently the receiving female begins to act irrational and obsessive about their partner following this event. From this point forward in the relationship, the giver of the oral sex-asshole session has now activated the crazy button and must exercise caution, especially if the giver is a male. Jail is a usual consequence of crazy-button activation.
Walksontop gives advice to younger generation: "Look, if you lick her asshole, you're going to jail. You do that, and they all of a sudden turn crazy, wanting to smell your dick and shit. It's their crazy-button."
Richard goes to leave for the store, but Helen blocks the door
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!" Helen shouts.
"Just going to the store, Jesus Christ. Walksontop was right. I hit your crazy-button, didn't I? Fuck, I'm going to jail." Richard exclaimed.
"Yes, you did. Now let me smell your DICK!" Helen demanded.
Richard goes to leave for the store, but Helen blocks the door
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!" Helen shouts.
"Just going to the store, Jesus Christ. Walksontop was right. I hit your crazy-button, didn't I? Fuck, I'm going to jail." Richard exclaimed.
"Yes, you did. Now let me smell your DICK!" Helen demanded.
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Why tf did the manufacturers put that popcorn button there? It's so bad even the popcorn bags tell you not to use it.
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