boat decking

A hot girlfriend who is only around for showing off and fucking on the boat.

“I’m boat decking her”

by WinnerWinnerChickenDinner June 4, 2023

Laser boating

Consuming copious amounts of drugs and alcohol Un the the a.m. hours. Then restocking on said substances to continue consuming all day with no sleep.

We went to that concert last night and got really fucked up. Afterwards we continued to go laser boating all through the next day.

by Drock221 September 25, 2014

Goat in a Boat

"Goat in a Boat" is a group of 3 best friends named: Johaina, Loinette, and Anoshty. They are crazy, out of their mind, and probably have corona. Loinette is a psychopath that thinks about killing people. Johaina hase gone insane in this crisis and started dressing like a girl and making voice notes. Anoshty is happa that her Mom's aunt died and her other aunt lodt her memory. Over all Goat in a Boat are Bitches that nobody cares about.

Stay away from Goat in a Boat or you are going to catch their weird disease.

by I am fery much crazy July 1, 2020

Boat Out

One who leaves an are quickly with out problems.

Yo squalle came through i need to boat out.

by g to da b May 10, 2009

Boat person

A demographic of the British public who can often be found under bridges or near the river, most likely consuming several tins of Carling or another equally boaty beverage. See Freya Moore for reference.

Ah mate did you see that guy nick all those North Face jackets - definitely a boat person

Oi look at that geezer, he’s proper boaty

by chwebb August 22, 2020

Boat Boy

A phrase used on high schoolers who are interested in marine mechanics. Boat boys typically like fishing and have a boat. They often have light colored hair, wear caps, and wear shirts with a fishing related logo on the back.

“Is he a boat boy?”

by GemCandy325 August 29, 2022

missouri boat ride

In IT: When you start a task but can't finish it because it triggers a deep stack of necessary supporting tasks; similar to shaving the yak.
In other usage: a long and complex swindle.

"I was trying to install tensorflow with gpu support, but first I had to install cuda toolkit, but to do that I had to install conda for Windows, but to do that I had to install....." ... etc. "I understand, you got taken on a Missouri boat ride"

by joseywales1331_1 May 14, 2023