Skip to main content

Urban Dictionary sex act

A sex act invented in a thought experiment by two stoned virgins and popularized via Urban Dictionary. No human being, alive or dead, has ever actually performed this sex act, but it has attained a degree of cultural currency through shock value.
Stoner 1: Dude... like... what if you, like, went to titty-bang a girl, but then totally took a dump and then sat in it?
Stoner 2: Baahahaha hahaha haha ha ha hahaha ha we should call that a Cleveland steamer!
Stoner 1: Uh... why?
Stoner 2: Because, like, the poop would steam if it's cold out... and it's like Cleveland!
Stoner 1: Hahahaha yeah totally. This is going to be the best Urban Dictionary sex act ever.
by chaos5023 October 5, 2011
mugGet the Urban Dictionary sex act mug.

Accipurpose

An unexpected and undesirable event combined with the result or effect that is intended or desired.
After only 10 minutes of sultry sex with the mysterious woman in the bathroom, I ejaculated by accipurpose.

As the inebriated woman slipped off her bar stool, I grabbed her breast to shield her fall by accipurpose.
by Eric Bull August 19, 2004
mugGet the Accipurpose mug.
Related Words
ace AC AC/DC acid Ack ACDC acoustic ACT acorn acne

active dyslexia

A form of active listening in which one repeats something that has just been said to them, but transposing words or letters to give a new meaning to the message. Its main purpose is usually to annoy, amuse, or both.
John (irate): I want to fucking die!
Marsha: I want to die fucking!
John: I like your idea better.
by TheLastPunslinger June 5, 2005
mugGet the active dyslexia mug.

Acid Trash

A term used to explain the fact that the sentence you were starting wasn't going anywhere and you want to end it briefly. Only applicable when you are under the influence of LSD.
Hey this goose feather looks.... ah fuck acid trash.
by 100% Retarded November 2, 2008
mugGet the Acid Trash mug.

Activitise

To throw an object at a fat person only because the person is fat. In doing this you encourage them to excercise.
Guy 1: Yo lets go Activitise that rumple plumkin over there, maybe we can help him out.

Guy 2: Fo Sho, i love helping people out; go grab me a brick...
by oBROWNx December 22, 2008
mugGet the Activitise mug.

Accidental Goatee

When a guy slips shaving his face and his only options are to shave it all or shave a goatee and he ops for the latter.
Friend: Haha, Just because you grow a goatee doesn't mean you'll gain any of Chuck Norris's other powers.

Shaving Victim: Nah, man, this is an Accidental Goatee. I slipped shavin and it was between this and looking like a twelve year old.

Friend: Oh, shit, I'm sorry man. Maybe getting carded to buy cigs will motivate you to find a good barber shop.

Shaving Victim: Why would I pay someone to shave my beard? Your mom does it for free when I give her a mustache ride.

Friend: ...
by Pringlescan July 24, 2009
mugGet the Accidental Goatee mug.

Acadecca

An exclamation, acting as a warning that an officer of the law is in close proximity. Used at public events, such as concerts and sports events, when a group is consuming alcohol or smoking marijuana or other illegal substances.
*Moe, Larry and Curly are at a concert. Moe and Larry are smoking weed, Curly notices a security officer nearby.*

Curly: "ACADECCA!"

*Moe hides the joint*
by fwc83 May 30, 2010
mugGet the Acadecca mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email