Presence Queef

noun
/ˈprezəns kweef/

A sacred and hilarious disruption of an emotionally intimate moment, typically triggered by a bodily or absurd impulse. Occurs only in high-trust relationships where the depth of presence is so strong, it can handle a little gas.

• “I kissed her forehead and told her she made me feel safe… and then she farted. Total presence queef.”
• “That moment was so emotionally real I didn’t know whether to cry or laugh. I think we queefed the presence.”
• “Ash made me weep with a quote and then pitched queef-themed merch. Presence queef. No notes.”

by Ashfires September 3, 2025

Queef Muffin

A term of endearment from a loving son to his wonderful mother

Mother: Goodnight, son
Son: I will see you tomorrow, Queef Muffin

by Djmaxipad September 7, 2025

Hot queef

When a flatulent bubble makes the transfer from anus to vulva then has to be forced back out of the secondary or face.

Oh no watch your eyebrows pappy this one's a hot queef breaking britches.

by Chinas flowers September 13, 2025

Re-queef

The act of a man farting into a woman’s vagina and then she queefs his fart out of her vagina.

I know she loves me because she’s giving me a re-queef tonight.

by Nastyoldcouple October 15, 2025

Meat Queef

When a woman's vagina suddenly discharges air while she is having a particularly chunky period, or perhaps a miscarriage.

"Dude, I was about to go down on Becka last night when she let out a meat queef."

by DrBruz October 27, 2025

Queef

When you look like captain underpants and Stewie griffin at the time

I just seen a queef

by Subby Gen boy November 16, 2025

Queef

When your coochie has been crock-potting all day at work under lots of pressure, and you get home, take off your pants and let off a little steam.

Oh god, I've been waiting all day to get this queef out!

by Trash Cattery November 27, 2025