A Mustache-Man

I have decided to be a mustache-man... At least for today... Andrew Schultz was right... I might not go out in public like this (because I look like a homo) but I might literally be both Omni-Man and Escanor so... I almost have to be a mustache man...

Hym "I am become a Mustache-Man... So why is my upper lip still cold? My jaw is shaved but it isn't cold... Is it wet? Yeah... A little bit... No... Something ain't right here..."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

Manned Rocket

A slightly derogatory term describing a recently impregnated woman - normally used when the person noticing or hearing for the first time is surprised

Damn! - She's been hit by a manned rocket... she is only 16

by freedom015 July 26, 2011

kool aid man

a god of almost unlimited power that can travel through dimensions. can only be destroyed by shaggy at infinity percent power

"the rip in space time was made by kool aid man"

by koolaidman_real November 15, 2019

Baccy man

Baccy man is the baccy man, he works in mysterious ways, similar to a “batty man”

The “baccy man” works in mysterious ways

by Whataspaz April 10, 2021

Man queef

A high pitched fart that results from a man’s monumental efforts to tighten his anus during sex after a dinner that lead to extreme gas pains. The high pitch is the necessary differentiating factor from regular flatulence during sex. Like a female queef but in reverse, the female in this case is required to pretend it’s cute, regardless of smell. The high pitch demonstrates anus tightening warranting complete exoneration of the coutal male.

Oof. I let loose a man queef so bad that even she got grossed out. Good thing the pitch rendered it a queef.

by Daseinstruth October 16, 2020

bloor mans

waste

shordy: i see how ur movin

mandem 1: ah ah ah
shordy: but i dont date bloor mans

by youngsriracha November 12, 2018

mans down

To show your acceptance for a plan to go somewhere/do something

Tom : Yo, you wana go clubbing?
Bob : Mans Down

by Littlin January 16, 2017