by Ieata$$ October 14, 2018
Get the horn beardmug. Bearded clam:
A soy boy, white night, male feminist that wears a beard that is immensely disproportionate to his diminished masculinity.
A soy boy, white night, male feminist that wears a beard that is immensely disproportionate to his diminished masculinity.
Dude, this 100 lb. guy walked into the cigar shop with skinny jeans, a man bun and a huge beard, what a bearded clam he was!
by thinkinman February 18, 2020
Get the Bearded clammug. 
Mona (pointing to Larry's full red beard): Sweetie, are you gonna eat that beard snack or kin I have it?
by WiscoTheElder March 6, 2015
Get the beard snackmug. A sex move invented and made famous by baby Dave. The dragon creates a vacuum seal with his mouth and the ladies front bottom and proceeds to blow air into her. Once the ladies stomach is inflated to the size of a beach ball the seal is broken and the air escapes creating a feeling of euphoria and release for the lady.
by sexybeardyman August 10, 2022
Get the The Bearded Dragonmug. Adj. The guy who grew a beard to fit in to his NEW friend group of craft beer drinkers & brewers to feel like he belongs.
That guy Matt is talking shit and criticizing a brewer's methods now because he's got a craft beard.
by Thundersnow11 September 18, 2019
Get the Craft Beardmug. When an absolute flog that never grows a beard regularly goes on a holiday and grows disgusting facial hair to let everyone know that they have been 'travelling'. He will then return to show it off for a few days/weeks before returning to regular work.
How about that flog I work with came back yesterday and wouldn't shut the fuck about his trip, he was even sporting a shocking travel beard to make matters worse.
by brazzzzer May 16, 2017
Get the travel beardmug.