An urgent instant message that takes so long to be responded to that it would be more time efficient to send a response through the post office. More often than not this occurs when the receiving party is actively participating in another activity.
Post Office IM Conversation:
Sender: Hey can you pick me up in the morning and take me to work?
... (30 minutes later) ...
Receiver: Sure!
Sender: Hey can you pick me up in the morning and take me to work?
... (30 minutes later) ...
Receiver: Sure!
by Gray84 October 3, 2009
Get the Post Office IM mug.Post jacks syndrome is a disease that is common after jacks teen evolution.It’s highly contagious among roscommon teenagers from ages 14-16.
Symptom’s include:
flu like illness
tonsillitis
hangover
tan dysmorphia(more common in females)
fatigue
acne (caused by the 20 pounds of makeup on all of our faces)
loneliness
slight depression
In extreme cases you might wake up in 3 different relationships and 7 new talking stages.
Symptoms usually last around a day and a half and there is no cure found.
Symptom’s include:
flu like illness
tonsillitis
hangover
tan dysmorphia(more common in females)
fatigue
acne (caused by the 20 pounds of makeup on all of our faces)
loneliness
slight depression
In extreme cases you might wake up in 3 different relationships and 7 new talking stages.
Symptoms usually last around a day and a half and there is no cure found.
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by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
Get the Post-Score Hookup mug.Post Vibration Trauma. noun.
The effects of holding your mobile device as it is receiving a large influx of messages, spam, or provocative pics.
Commonly occurs when your friends spam a Facebook conversation or post.
The effects of holding your mobile device as it is receiving a large influx of messages, spam, or provocative pics.
Commonly occurs when your friends spam a Facebook conversation or post.
"Nate is one motherfucker, he just wouldn't stop messaging me when I was using my phone. Two hours later I had Post Vibration Trauma"
by rageandqq October 8, 2013
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by randomblackgirl July 17, 2020
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Person 1: "Hey man, why are you eating like that? You have food all over your face!"
Person 2: "Chill out dude, my date just left so I'm having my post-bitch snack."
Person 1: "I completely understand how extremely hungry you must be!"
Person 2: "Chill out dude, my date just left so I'm having my post-bitch snack."
Person 1: "I completely understand how extremely hungry you must be!"
by MattyMac October 31, 2009
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