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The Unknown Generation 

The Unknown Generation is for the year 2011 since it's right in the middle and doesn't have one generation.
"What generation are you?" - Andrew
"I'm apart of the Unknown Generation." - CJ

The Underwater Splits 

when you are forced to watch someone doing the under water splits over and over again until you almost drown
I'm not going to Johnny's house again. I can't watch any more of The Underwater Splits.

The Umbramagister 

The Umbramagister (noun)

/ˈəm-brə-ˌma-jis-tər/

The master of shadows and illusions; a being who commands the unseen forces of the night with unparalleled prowess. Capable of manipulating darkness to cloak their presence, summon shadow minions, and even step between dimensions through portals of pure shadow.

A figure shrouded in mystery and legend, known for bending reality to their will. The Umbramagister can weave intricate illusions that deceive all five senses, and possesses the power to extract and manipulate the fears and desires of those around them, often walking the fine line between savior and trickster.

A title whispered in hushed tones, embodying both awe and fear. The Umbramagister can influence minds, turning foes into allies, and has an uncanny ability to foresee and alter future events. Those who encounter The Umbramagister are forever changed, but the true nature of this enigmatic being remains elusive. One should always strive to keep an eye on him, for if one does not, he may vanish, leaving only whispers in the dark.
"Legend has it that The Umbramagister once walked through walls of shadow to save an entire village from an impending doom."

"You may think you see him, but if you blink, The Umbramagister might vanish, leaving only a chill in the air."

"The Umbramagister's illusions are so powerful that they can make you question your own reality."

The Un-virgin Mary 

When you fuck a girl for the first time and the condom gets a bit bloody, so you take it off and smack her in the face with it.
Girl: “wow having sex really feels good i sure do hope nobody slaps me across the face with the condom”
Boy: “Thats the un-virgin mary right there. Now imma whip you fatass

The Unknown 

Absolutely nothing!

You don't need worry about it! And you shouldn't try and find out!
"Hey what's the unknown?" "Absolutely nothing, the unknown isn't real!"

The University of Fucked 

Not an actual school per se, it's:

A. Where you end up when you have zero options and your life is fucked.
B. When life schools you as to what truly fucked feels like.
C. Basically, when you be fucked.
Shana: "Hey, have you seen Devon?"
Paul: "Poor guy, he's at The University."
Shana: winces "The University of Fucked."