Emperor's Hand

The hand of the holy God Emperor of mankind in the warhammer 40'000 universe

I fapped to a picture of the Emperor's Hand today. FOR THE EMPEROR'S GLORY!

by xaneks November 17, 2016

Pimp Hand

How well a pimp can control his hoes. Also, how well he can keep his hoes without another pimp with a stronger pimp hand coming and taking his hoes.

My pimp hand is so strong, I walked into Leroy's territory, smacked his bitch ass up, and took his hoes AND his Cadillac!

by Headman September 2, 2005

hands down

The best fucking Dashboard Confessional song ever!!!

Hands down this is the best day I can ever remember, I'll always remember the sound of the stereo, the dim of the soft lights, the scent of your hair that you twirled in your fingers - and the time on the clock when we realized it's so late, and this walk that we shared together - the streets were wet and the gate was locked, so I jumped it and I let you in, and you stood at your door with your hands on my waist and you kissed me like you meant it - and I knew that you meant it.

by Beautiful Scars May 3, 2005

poop hands

n., the condition of having hands that smell of feces

Sniff, sniff! You've got poop hands, son! Have you been scratching your butt again? Go wash WITH SOAP--

by MichaelM August 30, 2005

hand nigger

Another term for remote control

Hey Mac, gimme the hand nigger so I can change the channel!

by JMD January 28, 2005

Thalidomide Hand

The Thalidomide Hand is obtained when two lovers embrace side-by-side in bed, and one of them has their hand emerging from under their body. It resembles a common deformity from the early 60s caused by the use of the drug Thalidomide.

"When Lauren and I started making out in bed, she had rolled over onto her right arm and got the Thalidomide hand."

by Rick Deckard January 6, 2010

hand raiser

Annoying person, usually completely socially inept who can not, for the absolute life of them, keep their damn hands down in class. Usually ends in a hatred for that person.
These folk take up precious time and neurons. A detriment to society in general.

End of class is nearing.....
Prof: So "extremely simple concept, summarized in a simple, straight-forward fasion" --What Hank?

Hand raiser Hank: Well, do you actually mean "Reiteration of simple concept, repeated backverbatim , but with an emphasis at end of statement signifying a question"

Prof: Umm, yeah, thats it.

Class: Shut the FUCK UP! Keep your fuckig hand down in Lecture, No One Cares.

A mob ensues.....

by -Ren- December 13, 2008