Definitions by JMD

hand nigger 

Another term for remote control

Hey Mac, gimme the hand nigger so I can change the channel!

hand nigger by JMD January 28, 2005

eggs 

This is spanish slang for nuts. Huevos. Translates eggs, but slang like we use for nuts. Peanuts or lick my nuts.

I drop my sweaty eggs on your chin.

eggs by JMD December 10, 2004

coal hauler 

One white rtraditional fat chick who digs the dark (coal) meat.

That chick won't dig you man, she is a coal hauler.

coal hauler by JMD December 7, 2004

tod 

Heavy set females or males. Especially in the lower quadrants. The thighs are so large that the only space that can be seen through the legs is below the knees. These people are said to have Thighs-Of-Doom. T-O-D or T.O.D. or TOD!

Dude she totally has tod, real bad tod.

tod by JMD December 7, 2004