Forrest Waters

A little hyper shit who moves constantly when trying to talk with him.
Amazingly, he is good to take along when you try to pick up chicks because they are confused into doing crazy things when he is around.

"Stop being a Waters!"

by Steve Marty February 24, 2005

Dong Water

A slang term for urine/pee/piss/tinkle

I just dropped some dong water in the bathroom, let's roll!

by Dark lord tizzy June 10, 2016

shotty water

the black water left after ripping many shottys. can be drunk for a dare or money

jonny drank the shotty water and got ming guts

by will February 25, 2004

Water Parasite

An annoying Personal Watercraft ((PWC) Jet Ski, WaveRunner, Sea-Doo) that uses your wake at a too close proximity to the stern of your boat.

Get the potato gun, we have a swarm of water parasites at our stern.

This lake would be great if we didn't have to hear the whining engines of those water parasites.

by Crowsnest July 29, 2011

water nibbler

A total health freak. Someone who is cautious about consuming even distilled water.

Don't listen to those water nibblers worrying about calories, just eat sensibly and get some exercise.

by Fearman August 11, 2007

turd water

Turd water is when you have eaten all the hot Cheetos and now have to take a shit but when you do you cannot tell if the turd you just took was brown pee or if it actually called out of your butthole and burns as hell.

Julianna:Bruh I just have the biggest shit ever
Jaeda: Was it bad?
Julianna: Holy shit yes it was a mega turd water

by THEPOOPMASTEREATMYSHIT May 7, 2021

water high

When you are really thirsty and you can't function right and it makes you look high.

By,
Jeremiah Jesus Hernandez

Hey tia are you water high get some water.

by Water High April 19, 2017