afgan fuel pump

The dirtiest most anal satisfying sex position ever invented. Pioneered in Gunnedah, once you've been fuel pumped you will never go back
I have her the afgan fuel pump
by Afghanyyy January 11, 2014
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Pandemic Pumps

During a pandemic, one must dip their penis into hand sanitizer in between pumps so as to not spread any contagions.
“Yo, Pat, did you hit that? ... Yeah, I’ll give her some pandemic pumps, by dipping young patty wein into hand sanitizer every stroke”
by Youngwhit March 17, 2020
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pump the brakes

stop what you are doin like swearin or cussin
wooooooah pump the brakes on the wordich
by cole maj March 21, 2024
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Pump the brakes

Dave Archibald’s advice to avoid unwarranted fun
Pump the brakes. Malik Cunningham is Michael Bishop to Lamar Jackson
by Etymoholic August 14, 2023
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pump the pool

when you stick your dick in your sexual partner’s ear as you shit and cum on the front lawn for everyone to see.
i’m going to pump the pool with Sarah tonight! hell yeah!
by sparse May 22, 2019
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busted on one pump

When your penis throbs only once and you cum
I pulled down my pants and watched porn, I was about to start masturbating but i busted on one pump
by HAMZTK April 04, 2017
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