Phidelodence

Written musings form a mental midget.

The conversation interrupted with phidelodence, glares turned to the offender.

by Frozentruth August 17, 2023

Philanthropist

Code for pimp. ‘Philanthropist’ is a euphemism for a sex predator who appears to be, both, kind and filthy rich in order to gain trust and private access to much younger partners with financial limitations.

Once indebted or isolated, the promised ‘generosity’ turns out to be a stranger’s penis.

Bill Gates, Jeffery Epstein and Oprah Winfrey are well-known philanthropists.

My friend loaded her profile on SeekingArrangements to find a sugar daddy before submitting to bankruptcy. She went to meet some fat, old philanthropist and never came home. Her plants & beloved cat all died. Weird. She must be too good for her friends now.

by Noneya Bidnass August 25, 2023

Philanthropist

Code for pimp. ‘Philanthropist’ is a euphemism for a sex predator who appears to be, both, kind and filthy rich in order to gain trust and private access to much younger partners with financial limitations.

Once indebted or isolated, the promised ‘generosity’ turns out to be a stranger’s penis.

Bill Gates, Jeffery Epstein and Oprah Winfrey are well-known philanthropists.

My friend loaded her profile on SeekingArrangements to find a sugar daddy before submitting to bankruptcy. She went to meet some fat, old philanthropist and never came home. Her plants & beloved cat all died. Weird. She must be too good for her friends now.

by Noneya Bidnass August 25, 2023

philanderer

is what Michael Scott considers himself (a great one, that is), on S2: E22 of The Office (U.S.).

I consider myself a great philanderer...

by avalanches August 25, 2023

Phil

Phillips. What can I say about Phillip's. Well, I'm going to talk about one specific Phillip. The phillip that I know is kind and generous and will go out of his way for anyone. Phillip has this way of making everyone smile the minute he walks into the room, especially me..... Phillip will go out of his way to make sure everyone else around him is happy, even if he himself doesn't feel happy. I wish the world had more people like Phillip. Phillip is one of the most kindest people I've ever met. There's alot more to Phillip than Phillip let's off and I really like that about him. Phillip is really attractive and has such a nice smile, his eyes are nice and his lips look so biteable. ☺️ anytime he looks at me and smiles I can't help but smile and get hot inside....Not to mention his hands, I enjoy watching him do things that make him have to use his hands.. I wish Phillip could know how much i like him.

Phillip. A person who is extremely kind, adventurous and fun to be around. That probably has a nice grip.

by Bungholemunghole September 1, 2023

Philadelphia dollar tree

When a male ejaculates onto a random girls leg.

Did you hear about Rachel? She got Philadelphia Dollar Tree’d the other day. She said her leg was covered in jizz.

by BigRoostah July 13, 2024

Philanice to meet you

A greeting meant for only the elites of Philadelphia. The highest class possible greeting known to Man or even Cats for that matter.

Philanice to meet you, Mr. Smith, were you witness to last nights Seventy-Sixers game?

by Ravenknocker July 22, 2024