A situation in which a retarded and possibly homosexual teacher mumbles resulting in the noises which produce the word 'top nobit' - i.e. When a teacher talks shit they are top nobiting.
" Man todays lesson was shit, Dr. Joker was just top nobiting "
"I HAVE NEVER HEARD SO MUCH tOP nOBIT IN MY LIFE!"
"I HAVE NEVER HEARD SO MUCH tOP nOBIT IN MY LIFE!"
by calki April 27, 2007
by Dr. Fugswidit May 21, 2018
Cat-top is a term used to refer to a laptop computer that attracts your cat to sit on top of it usually whilst it's in use due to the heat that's generated from it.
Where's your laptop computer - I need to use it.
Its now a cat-top as the cat uses it instead to sit on.
Its now a cat-top as the cat uses it instead to sit on.
by Cyberwulf October 24, 2014
A shot used in football, a fucking screma drilled into, the upper 90s the goalie will be quivering in his fucking boots when he sees a rocket like that, it’s always fucking bibical however does this accomplishment is known as the fucking king of the field and will forever be known as father. An absolute world class hit
by jalen brunshim May 17, 2023
The person on top during gay sex would be the top and the person on bottom would be the bottom the dominant person is usually referred to as the top
by Digbickhoe December 19, 2019
(Variations: ing, er)
When someone has a problem and the person they are describing that problem to tries to either come up with, or tell a story that is better than the other person's.
When someone has a problem and the person they are describing that problem to tries to either come up with, or tell a story that is better than the other person's.
Woman: I'm making a big commitment because I'm getting married.
Guy: I'm making a big commitment by marrying a girl that I got pregnant.
Guy: You've just been problem topped.
Guy: I'm making a big commitment by marrying a girl that I got pregnant.
Guy: You've just been problem topped.
by Fonzalator September 28, 2008
by Ultimate Glungus May 18, 2019