Top Shelfing

The act of defecating in someone's finest bottle of liquor. A homage to the classic Upper Decker.

Carl was being a douche at the party, so I gave him a good old fashioned top shelfing.

by Dr. Fugswidit June 8, 2018

Top Greta

The new Top G, Greta Thunberg. Got the title on December 30th 2022 after bodying the old top G so hard he ended up in a Romanian prison.

"My wife's boyfriend ordered me to recycle my pizza boxes or Top Greta will send a hitman to my house"

by Gjord December 31, 2022

[Top button]

When you button the Top button of your shirt

He must be cool cause hes blingin that Top button

by easy101 January 13, 2010

Top Tatter

In The Total Bro Sports Of Hockey And Lacrosse. When A Goal Is Scored In The Upper Part Of The Net Around The Post, Sometimes Hitting The Post And Going Bar Down, For A Goal.

Bar Down Snipes.

Poppin' Ginos Top Tatter!

Hey Look #16 Just Gave #24 A Goal Top Tatter

by CaptainBarron October 4, 2010

Top snipe

A person who can attract anyone they desire

You know I’m not tripping off her I’m top snipe.
You know you’re top snipe now why would I believe your loyal.

by Citygirlsup20000 December 18, 2021

cat-top

Cat-top is a term used to refer to a laptop computer that attracts your cat to sit on top of it usually whilst it's in use due to the heat that's generated from it.

Where's your laptop computer - I need to use it.
Its now a cat-top as the cat uses it instead to sit on.

by Cyberwulf October 24, 2014

top nobit

A situation in which a retarded and possibly homosexual teacher mumbles resulting in the noises which produce the word 'top nobit' - i.e. When a teacher talks shit they are top nobiting.

" Man todays lesson was shit, Dr. Joker was just top nobiting "

"I HAVE NEVER HEARD SO MUCH tOP nOBIT IN MY LIFE!"

by calki May 10, 2007