hipster

The sweatervest wearing jackasses at concerts who dont dance and then shake their heads when you bump into them because they are better than you.
Often use the word "contrived".

That fucking hipster doesnt realize that life is too short to be cooler than everyone.

by Gogol Bordello kicks ass November 22, 2007

Anti-Hipster

Whereas a Hipster likes things before they were cool. An Anti-Hipster is someone who prefers to like things after everyone else has liked it.

Why did the Hipster burn his tongue?
Because he drank coffee before it was cool.
Why did the Anti-Hipster freeze his tongue?
Because he drank coffee after it was cool.

by CaVeDan12 April 29, 2014

hippy

tree loving, flower picking, huggin fool

man he is a hippy, and hippy's suck

by Mutley the dog December 19, 1999

Hipster

Jamjars,

Jamie ryan dee.com look out that faggot hipster

by Hold on Taniqua!! October 25, 2011

hipster

One of the more striking attributes of most modern hipsters, is that while professing to be experts on music and art, they have no idea who the hell Lester Young was. The fact that "Prez" the tenor saxophonist who accomponied Billie Holiday through her last years was the original Hipster, completely escapes them. Lester would not care because he was a far sharper dresser than any of these skinny little white boys... and on top of that he understood the workings of actual intelligent music. God help them if you ask them who Eric Dolphy was.

(It should be noted that Dolphy was not so much a hipster, but he is a far more obscure and musically complicated Jazz musician from the early 60s. Lester's prime blowing took place in the 40s and 50s, the hight of real hip cats)

hipster- if you want to hear somthing really wild listen to this...
julliard student- I'm sorry, they're just playing three chords on a synth and there's a squeeky mouthed girl cooing over it, I should really be practicing...
hipster- I guess you'll just never understand...

by Jimbono January 12, 2008

hippy

An excellenrt scapegoat to blame all the troubles of the world and lame touchy feely stuff on.

Also can be used as a great insult.

Fucking hippies, and damn hippy-lame salads. If weren't for them I could park my car where the rain forest used to be.

Your such a fucking hippy.

by sick December 8, 2003

Hippy

Someone with broad hips.

I could never fit into your jeans, Mark. Damn these child bearing hips!

by cease March 1, 2004