Shit Hand

When you go to wipe your ass and either A) the toilet paper you've chosen to use fails resulting in shit all of your hand. B) Said toilet paper does not exist or C) Somehow shit actually finds it way onto your hand.

Also related: Poop Thumb (Which is a lessor case of above - Shit Hand)

I was in the toilet when my toilet paper ripped in half, so I have a severe case of shit hand right now.

Ever have poopthumb? Well I have shit hand, that is a whole other list of problems.

by BiggyBigs April 18, 2010

Pimp Hand

How well a pimp can control his hoes. Also, how well he can keep his hoes without another pimp with a stronger pimp hand coming and taking his hoes.

My pimp hand is so strong, I walked into Leroy's territory, smacked his bitch ass up, and took his hoes AND his Cadillac!

by Headman September 2, 2005

hands down

The best fucking Dashboard Confessional song ever!!!

Hands down this is the best day I can ever remember, I'll always remember the sound of the stereo, the dim of the soft lights, the scent of your hair that you twirled in your fingers - and the time on the clock when we realized it's so late, and this walk that we shared together - the streets were wet and the gate was locked, so I jumped it and I let you in, and you stood at your door with your hands on my waist and you kissed me like you meant it - and I knew that you meant it.

by Beautiful Scars May 3, 2005

poop hands

n., the condition of having hands that smell of feces

Sniff, sniff! You've got poop hands, son! Have you been scratching your butt again? Go wash WITH SOAP--

by MichaelM August 30, 2005

hand nigger

Another term for remote control

Hey Mac, gimme the hand nigger so I can change the channel!

by JMD January 28, 2005

txt-hand

a method of rapid typing and communicating by means of abbreviations and symbols, used esp. for SMS messaging/texting.

txt-hand sample:
SUP QT? RU doin NEthng 2nite? FYI, EVRY1 goin 2 D PRT. CUL8R.

txt-hand translation:
What's up cutie? Are you doing anything tonight? For your information, everyone is going to the party. See you later.

by Michael C. Anglin October 4, 2007

hand skeet

hand lotion, usually a white hand lotion

ya bra pass the hand skeet!

by Vitamin Water April 4, 2007