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Great Grandpa Joke

A joke that’s even more original and predictable than a dad joke.
Person A: Why was the crab being so mean?
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because it was feeling crabby!
Person B: Ugh... Enough with the great grandpa jokes.
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A Joke

You
Hey mom whats a joke?
Mom: ha, honey its you
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Joke

We’re Norah you mean that joke.
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Ash Joke

When someone makes a joke that is so impressively clever that everyone else in the room wished they thought of it first. They are often witty and can go over the heads of those inferior.
Guys, I totally got Ash Joked at work today.
One day, your joke level will hit Ash Joke level.
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Joke

Me: They did surgery on a grape
Friend:That’s not possib-
Me:That’s the joke dumbass
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Post Joke Clarity

That soul-crushing instant when you realize your joke landed with a thud instead of a roar, and the only sound louder than the crickets is your own regret.
Tom's poorly-timed joke at the awards show had everyone shifting uncomfortably. As Post Joke Clarity kicked in, he felt a wave of embarrassment worthy of Ricky Gervais at his most cringe-inducing.
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joke

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