French Sword Fight

When a girl (who is secretly a guy) starts scissoring another girl (who’s also secretly a guy,) and they both try to surprise penetrate at the same time but the cocks just end up bouncing off each other.

So I tried to fuck this chick but turns out it was a guy, so we just ended it in a French Sword Fight.

by QWERTYiOP56 October 10, 2018

Northern fights

At northern secondary school whenever there is a fight, even if it starts off as a fistfight someone will always get passed a knife and some point and then all goes to shit.

“Have you ever seen northern fights without a knife?”

by Northern kid January 18, 2019

Child fighting

When your siblings and cousins get rko Ed by each other

Me and Aidan were child fighting last weekend

by Nigerfaggotron4203469 November 20, 2021

fighting ghosts

when someone pretends or lies about receiving backlash

"he thinks people are rioting over his latest message, he's fighting ghosts"

by sroobkiller October 28, 2024

Fighting

It is not a fight.

Hym "Amd no. I'm not fighting with you. I'm not competing with a retard. I'm not negotiating. I'm getting paid for this and retiring immediately or I'm murdering a child amd killing myself. Jordan Peterson has likely convinced you to do this and now he's tries to cover up the negatives for himself and the positives for me and in doing so he has guaranteed that I will not fail."

by Hym Iam June 6, 2025

mexican sword fight

When two people smash glass bottles for fighting purposes

"Hey man check it out. There's a Mexican Sword Fight going on outside"

by 1gqry236 May 17, 2017

school fight

A fight in school (obviously) that is recorded and put on social media, often with a crowd surrounding and watching the chaos. Neither of them can fight to save their lives. Idiots surround and scream "worldstar" even though they probably don't even know what worldstar is and it wouldn't be 5% worthy of the website. It's usually over something dumb like pettiness over an insult, an 8th of weed, or lusting after the same unrequited love interest.

You can't help but view the whole thing with contempt later, assuming you didn't already.

Idiot: Yooooo there was a school fight in the cafeteria bro, Jay and Trey were beefing HARD and they finally threw hands bro, everyone was geeking so hard bro
Normal person: I don't give a shit.

by Dr. Steppon-Legho March 25, 2025