Bat faced

Really really drunk. As drunk as a skunk. Pissed off your head.

Dude! You were soooo bat faced last night. Are you gonna back the truck up tonight?

by TommyTeaCosy July 30, 2009

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shit Faced

The uncontrollable urge to spend an inordinate amount of time on Facebook!

My wife is always getting shit Faced communicating with anyone who will read her meaningless Facebook postings!

by Chancellor Ron January 3, 2011

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woogan faced

An intense hangover, the result of getting "woogan faced" the night before. Results in crushing headache and repeated vomiting for most of the next day.

"Fuck, I got woogan faced last night at the bar."

by Trissy December 29, 2007

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nut-faced

beyond shit-faced. so wasted that one could be smacked in the faced by a nut sac and not even care

man, brandon was so nut-faced the other night.

by Josh Bain March 30, 2008

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After having anal sex with someone so hard that they bleed from their ass. You take your dick out of their ass so that it has the blood and shit on it(this is known as garfunkel). After this you have the person face towards your cock as you jerk off on their face. This makes their face have a mixture of shit, blood, and semen on it.

Man after I garfunkeled Emily, I slapped my dick on her face!!
I gave that bitch a FUNKEL FACIAL!

by Vicccc June 11, 2008

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