Black coffee 

Black coffee is black money that you earn illegally

Do you have a job?
Yea I make black coffee

Black coffee by Ham der January 1, 2016

Harmar Coffee 

After a night of drinking with friends, going for coffee with one of them to sober up, end up drinking more and then having sex in another friend's driveway.

Hey Tina, have you had any Harmar Coffee lately??? Would you like some?

Harmar Coffee by dr_strangepork February 5, 2005

e-coffee 

The table display at the free wifi cafe.

Walking over to Henri in the cafe, I noticed his table was bare except for his netbook. Looking at him questioningly, he blurted, "Shit. I forgot my e-coffee!"

e-coffee by naninan August 17, 2010

Kentucky Coffee Creamer 

When you diarrhea in your sexual partner's vagina/anus, use it as lubricant, jizz in their saggy hole, then French-kiss the mixture.

Known as a Kentucky Hot Cocoa when doing it to children.

Bruh, I totally gave her a Kentucky Coffee Creamer!

Fuckin' sweet, dude.

Kentucky Coffee Creamer by Fuckhands McMike December 14, 2016

Fire Fighters Coffee Mug 

This is when you shave off your own as well as your sexual partners pubic hair and then proceed to shave off one of your partners eyebrows. Next, you jizz where the shaved eyebrow once was. And finally, you take those shaved off pubes and sprinkle them onto the same spot you just came. The goal is to make it look like the eyebrow was never shaved off

Person 1: Yo I just mugged this bitch last night
Person 2: Really you mugged her? Like robbed her?!
Person 1: No way man! I fire fighters coffee mugged her!

Person 2: Oh sweet! :D

Fire Fighters Coffee Mug by jerry harrus October 31, 2013

Meat Coffee 

Fresh, steaming hot diarrhea in a mug. Add cream and sugar ;)

Omg this bitch is so freaky she asked me to make her a Meat Coffee!

Meat Coffee by YabishX89 April 21, 2021

russian coffee 

When You Take A Piss In Your Coffee And Give It To Your Russian Friend.

"I Got This Coffee From The Carnival And It Taste Like Shit, Im Going To Piss In It And Give It To Russian When We Pick Him Up For The Party"

"Dude You Want This Coffee? I Dont Like It......... "OK".......LOL! Dude! You Just Drank Russian Coffee, "Huh" I Pissed In It! "Oh You Fucking Fagget!" LOL!"

russian coffee by Tay Tay Pissed In UR Coffee! July 13, 2006