crush them candies

The act of using the toilet to both take time for a #2 and/or play candy crush. Usually resulting in long restroom breaks with more time being spent on crushing candies than anything else.

Hey bro I gotta go crush them candies, don't wait up.

by Bobdabear September 10, 2019

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got your candy

A term used in prison's and jails for having ones anal virginity forcibly taken.

"Hey Tim, I hear someone got your candy yesterday?"

by El Walkerama September 26, 2017

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Colombian arm candy

A sexy latina girl who looks good by your side

My colombian arm candy looked great when we when out tonight

by Bluntaah March 18, 2017

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bloody candy cane

When you fuck a chick on her period and cum inside her then pull it out and make her suck it

Last night I fucked Tami while she was bleeding then after I finished in her I pulled out and made that bitch suck the bloody candy cane clean

by Daddybadtouch February 25, 2017

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The sexual act of fucking a girl on her period, but only sticking the head of your penis in her. Covering the head in red blood, then you tie some string around the head of your penis tight. The head will become even redder, and resembles a candy apple.

Oh my god dude me and my girl did the Russian candy apple last night and guess what, it hurt.

by Derricklover69 January 3, 2017

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