Sour Cream Tan 

An extremely pale Caucasian with skin so pale you might scream. The sour cream tanned individual reflects light from the sun making them dangerous to be around. It is rumored they are saving the earth from global warming due their ability to reflect sunlight away from earth. Their ghastly, pallid skin will send chills down the spine of the most courageous individuals.

Damn bro have you seen that sour cream tan Katie is rocking?

Sour Cream Tan by Mo' Greenman September 28, 2014

Jizz cream 

The shit that comes out of your dick when you jizz.

If you rub me the right way I'll shoot jizz cream.

Jizz cream by mdotpreis March 27, 2015

Leftover Cream Corn 

The act of ejaculating from your penis into your hand, then lubricating your cornhole with warm gooey jizz.

My boyfriend came on my hand so I decided to give him some leftover cream corn.

Leftover Cream Corn by Satantouchedme667 March 28, 2015

ice cream toupee

The volcano-like shape seen when opening a fresh tub of ice cream.

There's nothing more refreshing than an ice cream toupee on a spoon.

ice cream toupee by IronBlade June 3, 2015

Japanese cream puff 

The act of ejaculating on the face of a person who is about to have an orgasm.

Dude, he was hiding in the closet jerking off and then he ran out and gave me a Japanese cream puff!

Japanese cream puff by badmammojamma October 25, 2015

wrinkle cream 

Giving a granny (70 + years old) a money shot.

Come here and give your granny some wrinkle cream.

wrinkle cream by taking a joe September 11, 2016

Beef & Cream

The act of ejaculation after receiving a blumpkin as you drop a meaty Duce.

Old Blowy got a beef & cream from swisher Sweden after his birthday Taco Bell meal.

Beef & Cream by Slobbin the Didly September 8, 2016