smoke beef

when a guy like 2 put naughty mans parts in his mouth for fun or when he has a strange habbit of lightings cows noses and sucking on there arse

you smoke beef, this is good beef here , whoa im stoned on this beef, whoa this beef is good, david lawrence smokes beef, ummmmmm beef,

by jonny February 28, 2004

beef stew

When your imagineation breaks, and you cannot create your own fantasies

"let me think of the best thing ever....beef.....stew..."

by sonicchief May 01, 2005

beef jerky

When you receive a handjob that causes you to ejaculate, see {turkey jerky}

"I didn't get a BJ, but I got some nice beef jerky

by The Midget December 21, 2004

Beef Curtains

Another name for the vagina lips.
vagina

guy 1: damn, Sarah had some nice beef curtains

by JesusOnABoat May 04, 2016

beef stew

A sex act in which a man takes a shit and a piss and uses someones mouth as the toilet and after that the man mixes the piss and shit around in with his dick

OOOOOO sex was so great last night we butt fucked and then we did beef stew

by who am i??............ who are you??? August 26, 2004

beef curtain

when the flesh of one's belly is able to hang over either their pants/ underclothing, and sometimes the cases are so extreme that it hangs over the dick...yes, very scary.

uh oh, do you have anything under that beef curtain?

wow, his beef curtain is so sexy!

by THIS IS THE TRUE MEANING OF BEEF CURTAIN July 01, 2007

Beef curtains

Extended and long hanging lavia, found on women that have been very sexually active.

That girl at the party, Tanner, had the longest beef curtains.

by Niglet32 July 20, 2011