bastardet

a girl born without knowing father or non married parents

jenny mom is a bastardet because shes never met her father

by nicholas u January 21, 2008

bastardous

the act of being a bastard.

ex) BJ didn't call me back on that bag. He is being bastardous.

by ~The Bastard~ January 5, 2009

bastarded

Being an annoyong psychopath with an IQ of less than 80.

My bastarded friend, Steve, was still in a special class in high school, even though he could dismember a live body in under 20 seconds.

by onlyi2i January 20, 2012

bastardmobile

Your cheating ex-husband/ex-boyfriend's car.

He parked his bastardmobile half on the lawn when he dropped off the kids.

by greenskate October 29, 2012

Bastardo

Spanish for bastard.
Illegitimate child, a child born to unmarried parents

1)My parents we're just stupid teens hooking up and my momma got knocked up with me and my dad didn't want anything to do with me or my mother so that makes me a Bastardo.

2) A baby mommas child is always a bastardo because in order to qualify to be a baby momma you have to be unwed even if living with the father.

by Krillin Kid February 22, 2017

bastardious

Adjective

A thing that...um...is a...uhhh..a bastard.

That damn vladislav, I was about to give him permissions before he left, that bastardious guy.

by balag12 April 10, 2017

Bastardsword

1: a type of medieval sword a length between longsword and arming sword.
2: the illegitimate son of an aristocrat of whom, this son loves sex.
3: a way to describe a penis of which is between an average and long size.

1: he rode through the planes with his bastard sword, Marw in hand, he slaught any man who stood before him.
2: Christ almighty, he can’t keep it in his pants, must be a bastardsword.
3: my dick isn’t too long, just a bastardsword

by Sharkieofthemidworld May 20, 2022