aftermorner

A person who wakes up in the afternoon and messages "good morning"

Niki: "Good Morning!"

Friends: "It's afternoon man, stop being such an aftermorner"

by Icrine April 11, 2016

Aftershock glow

When you're ex- girlfriend/boyfriend gets noticeably more attractive after the relationship is over:

Often a figmental allusion. Sometimes caused by a sudden motivation of the ex to impress others in means to consolidate their new entry into the single lifestyle.

"Damn Connor, her Aftershock glow has every guy in the school wanting to get in her pants! You might want to get her back."

by DryBurn April 15, 2016

aftersquiff

(n) The state of affairs after a large, squiffy,, drug-fuelled night. Typically features cigarette burns on the carpet, half-drunk beer cans everywhere, and a confusing scent of both nostalgia and self-pity

"Woah man it's messy in here!"
"Yeah pretty crazy aftersquiff"

by cherylsquiffington September 19, 2016

aftermeth

basically its being high after meth

Don't consider the aftermeth,just have some

by briefanboy September 15, 2016

AFTERPEE

when you poop and after you have to pee as soon as you get off the toilet

I flushed the toilet then I had to AFTERPEE.

by AFTERPEE definer August 9, 2016

after pill

When women and men are both stupid, have sex and do not use condoms or birth control.

"I forgot a condom and she didn't take her birth control, so she had to run out and get the after pill.

by life_sucx November 16, 2016

aftershock

When a woman has an orgasm in the moments after intercourse has ended

Jodi you can't believe what happened to me. After my husband and I made love the other night I was laying there recovering from the last orgasm and another one hit me without being touched!!! It was like an aftershock!!!!!

by bigerq January 18, 2017