swine fluke

when your school gets cancelled, and no one will make out with you because a mexican baby 2000 miles from you dies of swine flu

Dick: I have to have an extra week of school at the end of the year because of the swine fluke!
Harry: I know! i didn't get any ass this week.

by kundus May 11, 2009

Swingjob

When you are standing face a girl who is sitting on a swing and you push her on the swing while she blows you, give her a push and she comes back and goes to town

Guy: Dude, Where the fuck did Steve go?
Guy 2: Last time I saw him his ass was chilling with Becky at the park, He's probably getting a swingjob right now.
Guy: Tight.

by DP Earl July 6, 2011

swingfling

A one night stand for swinger couples or a one time deal for couples who are experimenting with the swinger lifestyle.

So my girl and I had a swingfling with her bestfriend and her boyfriend. I think I might want to be a swinger now haha.

by The Self-Entitled January 30, 2015

swing

We have this deal where for every ten degradations he sings me one song of either obsession or adoration.

"how do you do it?"
"I don't know. I guess we just swing."

by Krkič July 13, 2020

The Full Swing

Literal: when the male does a complete, thorough, properly executed, turkey slap (a complete full swing of his penis across the face of another, often a female).

Metaphorical: to have a complete win through destruction of the opposing side via going all in and risking everything.

Example 1: Cindy was giving Jordyn the smack, so Jordyn gave Cindy The Full Swing.

Example 2: Whilst doing the cannon rush in Starcraft 2, let’s go for The Full Swing.

by Starcraft 2 World Champion January 9, 2019

come back swinging

When someone pushes you down, but you push back and, against all odds, thrive and show them that you're still strong and maybe even better than before. Also, from a Kelly Clarkson song :D

"You didn't think that I'd come back, I come back swingin" -Stronger by Kelly Clarkson ~ "I'm not gonna let them get the better of me, I'm gonna come back swinging and show them they can't break me."

by farrahthecoolkid March 13, 2022

Semen Swindler

Noun. One who steals/swindles the man milk or semen sauce from an unsuspecting, passed-out, or terrified guy. This is normally done without the man's consent or his knowing that it actually happend at all.

Dude, make sure you lock your doors and windows tonight. The semen swindlers from Delta Chi are out forcing lewinskis upon drunk and unknowing men.

by Karl Claymore September 23, 2008