Definitions by kundus

internet viewer 

a term used for "webcam" in order to sound less like a pedophile. often used when trying to convince parental units to buy a webcam. they are less likely to make the purchase if you use the term "webcam" because it is more often than not associated with nudity, cyber sex, and meeting creepy old men online. thus = internet viewer. family friendly! often shortened to "IV"

Ross: can i get an internet viewer? it lets you chat with friends online!
Mom: absolutely!
Ross: i'm getting some poon tonight.....

internet viewer by kundus May 11, 2009

swine fluke 

when your school gets cancelled, and no one will make out with you because a mexican baby 2000 miles from you dies of swine flu

Dick: I have to have an extra week of school at the end of the year because of the swine fluke!
Harry: I know! i didn't get any ass this week.

swine fluke by kundus May 11, 2009