semi true story

When your story is just not quite a True Story, but not quite a lie.

Dena told Shawn a semi true story the other night. It wasn't completely true, but not completely false either. True story

by DenaLee June 22, 2016

shit stories

stupid lies, rumors, gossip and made up stories that wusses and bullies tell themselves (and sometimes to others) in order to feel macho, 'informed' and powerful when in fact they are nothing but juvenile ignoramuses who go through life using 'big name' labels for other (different) people who have no idea what those words even mean. Shit stories are so ridiculous that nobody with any sense would believe them but these churlish idiots tell these things to themselves because they know they are losers.

1. Tom always shoots his mouth off in the locker room badmouthing football teams and rock groups that he knows nothing about. He always goes around telling shit stories about himself and he loves to put everyone else down. Everybody else in school is either a 'faggot', a 'nerd' or if it's a girl she's a 'bitch'. He's just a juvenile imbecile that nobody likes.
2. Donnie Douchebag Trump always talks shit stories about how women just love him, America loves him and now he says he's the 'chosen one'. He knows he's a jerk and in reality he cozies up to dictators and he loves to get his ass spanked by a ho.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 31, 2019

Freddie goodwins IG story

The most irrelevant form of media attention

Imagine being featured on Freddie Goodwins IG story

by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020

Roblox Story

dumb videos made by 5 year olds

Not friend: Hey bestie
Main character:What
Not friend:I got 999999999999999999999123024901357918375198347591827489127439527495 robux
Main character:Cool
Not friend:i will change my avatar
1 femtosecond later
Not friend:*turns into a slender*
Not friend:You suck /e unfriend
Main character:I will play ragdoll
SoftieUwUSoftieSlay123: JOIN MY GC NOW👹
Main character:Ok
Not friend:Ew who is this bacon
iMeMo15JacK: Guys let's do a name, age, and face reveal
SoftieUwUSoftieSlay123:Im Any im 15 and this is me
iMeMo15JacK:Im Jack im 18 and this is me
SoftieUwUSoftieSlay123:Isabella you go now
Not friend:Uhh i will be last
Main character:My name is Hannah im 14 this is me
SoftieUwUSoftieSlay123:ISABELLA👹
Not friend:sorry guys my mom is calling me i will be right back
Not friend:*This pic is good*
Not friend:Im emily im 7- i mean 17 and this is me
iMeMoJacK:I found that picture on pinterest
SoftieUwUSoftieSlay123: Show your real face and age
Main character:Now
Not friend:Im emily and im 7 and this is me *shows baby pic*
EmilySlayRobux was kicked
SoftieUwUSoftieSlay123:Let's play dahood
Everyone:YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
Not friend:*makes alt*
NotEmily:Can i be in your group
SoftieUwUSoftieSlay123:Yes
NotEmily:Im Isabella im 15 this is me
*shows baby pic*
*voice changer breaks*
NotEmily:Wait thats a pic of my brother sorry
NotEmily was kicked

This roblox story sucks
Agree

by anonymous January 27, 2024

The littiest story ever

once upon a time, there was a girl named shallisa. shallisa had nine dogs and 3.49 trillion dollars. She could do makeup like nobody else....not even James Charles. She also had a closet full on Gucci and Louis Vuitton. 3 closets to be exact. Shallisa was extremely responsible. Until one day she went to Coachella.

This is the littiest story every. It’s about Coachella

by Timmy thin March 8, 2019

Sean story

“I danced with so many women last night,” said Ben.
Ryan replies, “sounds like a Sean story.”

“Last weekend I went to Tahoe and was playing Craps for like 3 hours. I just kept winning and won like $2,000!” Robbie exclaimed.
“That sounds like a Sean story,” Amber replied.

That sounds like a Sean story.

by Ginny4 August 31, 2019

Dorey story

A story that Jarrad Dorey tells, often met with shock and wonder

Just another Dorey Story

by Patsywashere November 22, 2024