tossed seizure salad

The act of tossing an epileptic person's salad, either performed mid-seizure or resulting in a seizure.

You're an asshole for tonguing that epileptic person's asshole.

I tossed an epileptic soyboob's salad yesterday. It tasted like hemp and granola.

I met the perfect guy last night at an epilepsy support group. We had coffee, bagels, and watched a delightful romantic comedy together. Afterward, we went back to my place for a night cap, turned on the strobes, and had some tossed seizure salad for dessert. It was delicious.

by Erykah Badu March 21, 2010

Nigger Salad

The name kinda tells you what it is. Like a crispy chicken salad, only with darker meat.

I don't know, the fish sounds good. But I keep going back to the Nigger Salad.
Just get it, you deserve it

by Ademamsdasdda November 11, 2009

treasure-salad

n. 1. a most gay person
2. a person who is being gay
3. Ethan

a combination of treasure (like butt pirates playing "burry the treasure") and salad (like how in prison you get your salad tossed)

That ref soo was the treasure-salad when he made that call...

by shaqualooloo March 15, 2005

Hair Salad

Another term for "Toss Salad." To lick and eat out another persons anus.

Maureen ate Steve's Hair Salad until the sun came up.

by Steve Santa September 8, 2005

Vagina Salad

Sloppy sexxx

Dude last night i met this hot chick at the bar and we went back to her house for vagina salad.

by zombieguts565 May 26, 2010

Seizure Salad

The retard's way of spelling Caesar salad.

Person on twitter: I had a seizure salad, it was good af.
Other person on twitter: You DENSE motherfucker...

by Intelligence001 December 30, 2016

Salad Shaker

a word that only means you shake salad not some gross stuff people in the st fandom believe, y a k n o w?

omg salad shaker is such a pure word

by spurtey May 26, 2018