italian Penis

definitely the king of all penises

Gina: So how'd it go last night...
Maria: Great! He was italian, so you know he had an "italian penis".
Gina: They are definitely the kings of penis.
Maria: Yep.

by an irish guy September 13, 2004

Penis duel

A duel between two men in which both participants attack each other with their erect penises in jabbing or swiping motions. style points are awarded for maneuvers such as swiping your opponent off their feet or ejaculating on his face.

I demand satisfaction! I challenge you to a penis duel!

by InoxFY January 3, 2010

penis pinch

The professional maneuver of crouching into a threatening crab-like stance, clasping the fingers and thumb into a crab-like claw, yelling the phrase "penis pinch", and quickly approaching the crotch of an unsuspecting victim.

Jeremiah: Penis pinch!
...
Farquois: Ow!!

by tox0tes August 3, 2008

Ian penis

A very large penis, humongous if you will.

"Fuck you shoulda heard the chick screaming last night i think he has an Ian penis".

by Rex Banger January 6, 2008

Nigga Penis

A large body part located on African male specimens, usually connecting with the pelvis, it is something that your mom loves to suck on every day, the penis produces sperm, another thing your mom likes in her mouth.

Clarissa's mom: "Hey Clarissa, I just gave this African guy head, I swallowed. He had a nigga penis."

Clarissa: "Mom, I'm only six."

by Bruh6699 June 10, 2019

penis breath

Someone who's breath smells like a penis has been there from giving a bunch of blowjobs.

My dog sucks his own weenie. He has penis breath.

by Mona Lott December 28, 2005

Gentleman's Penis

a male penis in which is not too big, yet not to small. It has a nice groom job as well as being std free.

Guy 1- Why does Bart get all puss?
Guy 2- He has what women call gentleman's penis

by neobart March 2, 2010