Trendy Pump

A slightly older man with white hair wearing an orange shirt, a handle bar mustache, also white, glasses, red skin, some tats, hairy armpits and squishy earlobes. trendy pumps usually like to spend their days watching the packers, going for a ride on his YELLOW motorcycle, and crack some cold ones.

Man, my grandpa is such a trendy pump...

by Lilmoop June 30, 2018

Palace Of Pump

That place where you go to get absolutely shredded and feel safe being toxically masculine.

“Bro, I just hit my PR on bench at the Palace Of Pump!”

by Gordon Jamesey April 28, 2025

glamour pump

A pre-going out workout to give you the impression you don't look fat.

Big Andy hadn't visited the gym in a number of weeks, so he popped to the gym for a quick glamour pump before the dating meetup

by urbanmoo March 21, 2017

Lil Pump

Retarded

A: Gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang
B: Shit you're Lil Pump

by MrBigDix November 4, 2017

Petrol Pump

The act of gripping someone’s sideburns (usually by the thumb and index finger) then yanking it “really hard”.

“I got hold of his sideburns and we played petrol pumps and I pumped it real hard and then he started crying!”

by Solvalou October 26, 2022

gas pump

A gas pump is when you stick your penis in another mans ass, and fill the cavity with urine.

"Just got a gas pump earlier, still leaking out."

by Gorg0nzolameister March 16, 2024

Time-Pumping

The act of driving to solely purchase gasoline in an effort to waste time efficiently.

Friend 1: "Where's John? We were supposed to go the game."

Friend 2: "Oh, he's time-pumping again.."

Friend 1: "What the hell is the point of driving to just get gas?"

Friend 2: "No idea."

by Codester91 July 29, 2011