Muscle Momma

A man who has more muscle than his friends, also known as a Gavin.

Hey Gavin, or should I say Muscle Momma

by sl;kdfja December 4, 2018

turtle muncher

someone who hassles someone else out on facebook even after they have been asked not to do so.

my friend thinks I'm stringing you along. My friend thinks you're a turtle muncher - I'm no turtle.

by Tweedlepee May 2, 2008

Toenail Muncher

a person that has a foot fetish, a sexual desier for feet

Tom:erm, can i lick your feet?
Lucy: Ewww! no way you dirty toenail muncher

by thunderclaps December 20, 2009

Muscle Farm

A man who works out, but appears as though he clearly does not. Often confused with a troll, this man aspires to become an alpha male in all aspects of his life, however never actually gets results.

Small guy: Can't wait to knock off work so I can hit the gym
Workmate: Do you even lift muscle farm?

by ChrisWhite2000 September 28, 2011

scone muncher

put simply, an elderly person

shut up u old scone muncher!

by - ali - January 9, 2006

cunt muncher

when you chomp on the girls cunt, and you make her bleed until she wants it more, but you dont give it to her, you make her complain until she gets it, then, then you give it to her.

so last night they nicknamed me the cunt muncher

by colton roedl August 29, 2010

lid muncher

A person (or persons) with front teeth like bugs bunny while in the act of male oral stimulation get a bit to excited and chomp down on the large purple radish!
Often associated with proding your finger up the other party's khyber pass when in the "69"

"i was biffing this goofy bird last night, she was a right lid muncher"

by sticky lid March 23, 2007