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microtian

A person with Microtia who is effected with one or both ears closed with a grading system 1-3, other effects have been noted but not limited. - phase coined by Alexander Barker a left side Microtian
I am a Microtian. We are Microtians. Microtians are usually deaf on one side.
by Barkesh Goodkat September 19, 2015
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microwave monkey

Noun

The monkeys which live inside the microwave waving their little hand so fast and so small to create enough heat to heat the food.
Don't close the microwave door, you'll suffocate the microwave monkeys!
by Void Controller October 12, 2015
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Microc

A mipster piece of shit who likes to bully others to make himself or herself look cool in front of others. Mainly a universal cursed word that is fun to say to others
That kid is being a microc
by Fmfallday June 23, 2016
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microteling

The process by which a female gently strokes a males nether region, specifically the grundle area, using her fingertips while cupping the scrotum during fellatio.
I wasn't even hard until she started microteling in which I lost it and blasted off.
My nut almost took her face off with all that microteling we did this weekend.
by dbmystery July 25, 2016
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Microjority

My new word MICROJORITY meaning an amount greater than 50% but less than 55% considered to be as 50/50 - Or in a non-binary example (where 3 or more split options exist) then a MICROJORITY result would be a where the largest of the results is within 5% points of the next lowest.
The word is used to demonstrate an amount/quantity split in parts where the largest part is only slightly greater than the next largest. Therefore Microjority gives a better prospective of the result.

'Micro' (from the Greek meaning small) 'jority' from 'Majority' meaning larger part/number, greater part/number, major part, main part, more than half but gives the impression of being much greater than 55%.

Example; A ballot of 10,000,000 voters where the result is 5,000,001 - 4,999,999. The majority is 1 vote but the vote should be referred to as a Microjority - not a Majority.
The UK - EU Brexit vote)48% voted to remain - vs - 52% to leave. Leave was won by a small majority - A Microjority.
by Comedy George Camden November 24, 2016
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microphalicate

means:that you are a moron but saying it in a smart way with out he/she knowing what you said what make him/her even a bigger moron.
example:stop being a microphalicate him/her what???
by theMANyouWILLneverUNDERSTAND January 3, 2017
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microsoft blows nob

you're fuckin' a right they do.
Because of how they force windows 10 on every one of their customers, Microsoft blows nob.
by The Griffins August 2, 2016
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