Dunwoody Mom 

Mothers who live in Dunwoody a rich city in the burbs of Atlanta where everyone lives in huge expensive house. They drive around in expensive SUVs and because they're usually stay at home moms they spend their time driving to their kids private school to help with the PTA or meet with their book club, getting their nails done, going to the mall, and sticking up their noses and acting really snobby everytime they see anyone in baggy clothing or talking slang. They never hesitate to call the police if they think anything is semi sketchy in their gated communities. Their favorite activity however is to gossip about how their family is so perfect even though their kid is really the biggest drugy and their husband is fucking their next door neighbor.

Kid 1: god my moms so fucking nosey why can't she mind her own business!
Kid 2: damn! looks like you got a dunwoody mom!
Kid 1: fuck! oh well wanna get high?
Kid 2: won't your mom find out?
Kid 1: hell no! she thinks I'm such a goodie two shoes

Dunwoody Mom by T4keite4sy July 12, 2009

soccer mom

A burden to the human race, a scourge of humanity, a disgusting demon from Hell. The reason for such atrocities like the ESRB, v-chips, and the freakin' FCC. Soccer moms are a subspecies of humans, like monkeys and chimpanzees. They are often middle-aged and blonde, but they act like they're 20 and they often wear track pants to show of their disgusting hippo-ass that will make you vomit. They think their little, bratty, teeny boppers spawned from the radioactive shit from the asshole of Satan. Seriously, their kids are like demons! Soccer moms often force their offspring to do some sort of after school (soccer, baseball, football, etc.). Soccer moms also have very strict rules.

Me: *listening to Banana 101.5 in my Dad's car while he gets some smokes and beer*
Soccer Mom: You turn that awful garbage off this instant!
Me: *turns it up*
SM: TURN IT OFF YOU AWFUL MONSTER, MY CHILDREN ARE TO SPACES DOWN!!!
Me: Fuck you.
SM: *angry groan* YOU... YOU...*stomps off in anger*
Me: What a bitch.

soccer mom by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 14, 2010

Soccer Mom'd

A more severe version of owned. Being Soccer Mom'd is akin to being reduced to tears by your mother in front of your friends.

Person A: Your mama's so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Person B: Your juvenile insults betray the fact that your mother whored you out as a child, at 50 cents a turn. Your cut was 1 cent which you saved up for 25 weeks to play one game at the arcade, which you promptly lost due to Mrs. Butterworth's residue in your ass from that morning's "work".
Onlooker: SOCCER MOM'D!

Soccer Mom'd by Dave McLaughlin June 16, 2004

Tot Mom 

A woman who neglects her kids. Instead of caring for them, she would rather party her life away. Such women often don't have children intentionally and regularly has abortions. They see their children as an inconvenience or as another tool to get attention.

Oh God that Tot Mom Saras's at the bar again! My god she acts like shes 25! I bet she dumped her kids at her parents house, as usual!

Tot Mom by Billy Lobell December 21, 2020

Josh's mom 

A mom who post bad pictures of their son on their first day of high school.

Ur mom... is Josh's Mom

Josh's mom by FurryFag June 5, 2016

dom mom 

Refers to females who wear the pants in the family, i.e. Kate from Jon & Kate Plus 8.

I don't know how he puts up with her crap. She's such a dom mom.

dom mom by Loxi July 15, 2009

my mom not gay 

When someone calls your mom gay you gotta say my mom not gay you are

Sarah:your mom gay

Erick:my mom not gay

my mom not gay by Oof ur mom gay May 18, 2018