the best girl that you can ever meet in your life she will be the light in your life but he boyfriend is very protective of her so stay away anyway she the best girl in the world and the cutest thing alive
by Im the creator January 14, 2018
Get the simone beardmug. It's the absolute best date you will ever be on. You will be treated with respect, everything will be paid for, and the dude is totally gay. He's just doing it to look straight.
Jenny: I'm going on a date with Justin tonight.
Alicia: you know it's a beard date, right?
Marquisha: Get that good date girl! You deserve it.
Alicia: you know it's a beard date, right?
Marquisha: Get that good date girl! You deserve it.
by marcus daniel malloid May 15, 2023
Get the Beard Datemug. Bearded clam:
A soy boy, white night, male feminist that wears a beard that is immensely disproportionate to his diminished masculinity.
A soy boy, white night, male feminist that wears a beard that is immensely disproportionate to his diminished masculinity.
Dude, this 100 lb. guy walked into the cigar shop with skinny jeans, a man bun and a huge beard, what a bearded clam he was!
by thinkinman February 18, 2020
Get the Bearded clammug. When an absolute flog that never grows a beard regularly goes on a holiday and grows disgusting facial hair to let everyone know that they have been 'travelling'. He will then return to show it off for a few days/weeks before returning to regular work.
How about that flog I work with came back yesterday and wouldn't shut the fuck about his trip, he was even sporting a shocking travel beard to make matters worse.
by brazzzzer May 16, 2017
Get the travel beardmug. Short for "douche-beard." An asinine beard sported by somebody who is trying to be a hipster. Does not need to be worn by an actual douchebag but this generally helps in identification of the species. With the current infatuation with beards, the d-beard is becoming more prevalent.
by FindingRachael November 29, 2015
Get the D-beardmug. The significant other to which a man or woman blames an obvious fart (noun); to blame a self-made fart on a significant other - or possibly a family pet (verb).
Hey now, don't beard that fart on me bebe - or -He was cool to claim the blame, but I was sitting next to her - I think he was her fart beard.
by mfrogz June 30, 2015
Get the fart beardmug. by liptenneth May 10, 2020
Get the beard crushmug.