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Honeysuckle Ham

Waiting till your girl or Thot is sucking your engorged knob balls deep down her throat and jamming your finger in her ass without warning.
I have Rachel the Ole Honeysuckle Ham last night. You should have heard her gasping for air.
by Eaton Holgoode September 25, 2017
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nine to five ham and egger

a non-stand out, common person. Derived from the job hours of a typical office drone often enjoys a pedestrian ham and egg breakfast at Denny's.
Hells yeah that's my mansion. What do you think I am some kind of nine to five ham and egger?
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Go ham

To go H.A.M. means to Go home and masturbate.
Guy: dude I can't wait to go ham

Other dude: haha same, you gonna beat your meat to Christy?

Guy: yeah

The other dude: haha same.
by end.my.fucking.life May 2, 2019
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piece of ham

If a person is described as being a 'piece of ham' they have little if any personality. They are as lifeless, and generally as uninteresting as a piece of ham.
"that girl is about as fun as a piece of ham!"
by tizzzle. July 20, 2009
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going ham

According to MTV.com..."Jay-Z and Kanye West dropped their first single, "H.A.M.," on Tuesday, January 11th, but their record may have overshadowed another "ham" song: Yung Joc and Gucci Mane's "Going Ham" leaked over the weekend.

The tracks aren't related, nor do they have anything to do with a choice cut of pig: The Jay and 'Ye song name is actually an acronym that stands for "Hard As a Mother----er," while Joc and Gucci's version is based on the Atlanta term "going ham," which is a derivative of mayhem. Joc admits most people may not even know the term's origin."
You going ham tonight?
Nah, I got finals tomorrow.
by BurgerSack June 13, 2011
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Green Eggs and Ham

The sexual cooking fetish involving two partners in the missionary position on top of a kitchen table. When the male wraps ham around his member and the woman cracks an egg into her vaginal passageway followed by sexual intercourse. When all the ingredients are mixed to the right consistency inside the woman she pushes the mixture out of herself and onto a skillet in order to cook a bountiful breakfast for the couple. Always grease the pan or skillet before cooking to prevent sticking!
After a long night of drunken sex, preparing green eggs and ham with Bonnie was the perfect early morning fix for my hangover.
by Johana L. Parham February 4, 2008
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Let's Green Egg and Ham it

How Shaq raps; terribly.
From the movie Kazaam
Let's Green Egg and Ham it
by Kazaampwner December 5, 2010
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