Puppy Fail

An unsuccessful attempt by your dog to perform a common activity such as jumping onto the couch, bed, chair, etc., as a result of misjudging the distance of the jump and effort necessary to complete it. More common among smaller dogs. A true puppy fail may appear as if Mutombo was defending the object upon which your pup was trying to land.

Dexter totally just puppy failed trying to jump onto the recliner with me.

by Caffeine fiend January 16, 2020

mojo fail

a failure that, while possibly excusable, creates such a bad energy or reputation that the entity in question must take the blame anyway, often severely

Even though it came out later that Cody Parkey's infamous "double-doink" field-goal miss had in fact been tipped, the whole thing was such a mojo fail that the Bears released him and no other team wanted to touch him.

"I know it's not your fault, but it's still your fault. It was a total mojo fail."

by phraseo February 4, 2020

Epic fail

Used in the early 2000s when troll memes were popular, it is used to express great joy whilst also feeling somewhat sorry

"That was an epic fail!" He cried

by TheGuyWhoWroteTheDefinition November 7, 2020

One Fail Swoosh

To absolutely remove something from existence in the most chad way possible.

I obliterated that line of coke in One Fail Swoosh.

by 330Technician March 4, 2021

Flavor fail

When your taste buds are let down.

He was expecting diet coke, but when he actually drank bong water with cigarette butts, it was a flavor fail.

by blkwdo January 31, 2021

Butt Fail

When an uncontrollable shit happens during anal sex.

"Omg shaniqua, I totally goofed the other night." "Guuul whatchu mean?" "Guuurrl he be puttin that rod in my stank bank and I totally butt failed
.." "Aww naw.gurl that no good."

by anonymous March 25, 2021

the failed pullouts

a unique group of friends, who cherish and help each other out in the good and the bad. Bitches at school hate this group...why you may ask well cus they live off drama and they just mad they can’t stay with one bestie😌

I wish I had the failed pullouts with me rn:(

by Coochiedestroyer999 May 24, 2021