A duck! 

An aquatic bird that, in medieval times, was used to find out if a person was a witch or not.

This stems from the very logical idea that if a person weighs the same as a duck, then that person is made of wood (because both ducks and wood float in water). And since wood burns (just like witches) then that person must be a witch, because witches are made of wood.

Therefore, the accused person(s) would be placed on a scale next to a duck, and if they balanced, the person(s) would be burned.

So, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood. And therefore... A WITCH!

A duck! by Flint October 27, 2003

Cool Duck

A person who is indefinitely cooler than the rest of the world. People like this are very rare, yet when met, should be exalted. A Cool Duck will often do things that most people think are lame or uncool, but in actuality, they ARE cool. Cool Ducks also enjoy looking at girls' chests.

Being a Cool Duck requires all of but not limited to the following:

Playing Pokemon
Stepping on people's shoes
Randomly hitting people
Shouting "Quack"
Being in Acadec
Cussing for no apparent reason
Looking at Boobs
Taking Opportunities.

1: Dude, why is that guy looking at her boobs so discreetly?
2: Damn, what a cool duck.

Cool Duck by JatYou September 1, 2009

Toilet Duck 

When you produce a short, but loud fart while sitting on a toilet that sounds like an angry duck (in part by the toilet bowl amplifying the sound).

"I could hear Jim's toilet duck from outside of the bathroom."

Toilet Duck by mariomixedup February 20, 2017

Retarded Duck Syndrome 

Retarded duck syndrome is a disease that affects both body and mind. Its main targets are teenage girls, but adolescent figures and the elderly may suffer this as well. The first signs of this disease is duck lip poses in pictures with your friends. It then eventually moves on to duck-lip selfies as well. These photos are then posted to online sites such as facebook and twitter.Eventually, the disease begins to control you and eventually, you turn into a retarded duck.

"Hey, look at that duck splashing around in the pond."

"Oh, that's just Rebecca. She got retarded duck syndrome from posting too many pictures on facebook."

Retarded Duck Syndrome by beanerpunta123 September 5, 2013

howard the duck 

The saddest excuse of a marvel superhero

Howard the Duck is a shitty superhero

howard the duck by FireMyBoss November 25, 2016

i am that duck

If I were to give you an analogy, I would describe it like this: When a duck swims on the water, you only see it glide, apparently, effortlessly, across the lake. But underneath, as in, beneath the surface, it's a whole different story. It's legs are moving like it's peddling a fcking bicycle up the side of a mountain. That's me right now. I am that duck.

I am that duck.

i am that duck by jozombies115 July 18, 2017

holy snapping duck shit! 

Yet another Australian expression of surprise, disbelief ar anguish. There is quite a collection of these (see tags below).

Usually said with each word pronounced very separately and deliberately, but is quite often uncontrolled. The first thing I said when I turned on the TV and saw the World Trade Centre collapse was:

"Holy Snapping Duck Shit!"

holy snapping duck shit! by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006