Colorado

A term used to to define an extremely sore bottom.

When a person has some sort of Ass pain (Aspen) it is termed as Colorado.

Bob: What's up with you man, you are walking all funny

Murray: I ate a really hot curry last night and it totally scorched my ring

Bob: Ooooooh that sounds bad, is it sore?

Murray: Yep, serious Colorado!

by Bobnitro September 15, 2009

Calorie

The ship of two people who's names are Conner and Mallorie

"Omg Conner and mallorie need a ship name. How about calorie?"

by Baebsae February 5, 2017

clorange

Forced, polite laughter in response to someone's poor attempt at telling a joke or funny story.

Rhymes with orange.

His off-color jokes at the dinner party were met with clorange from his polite dinner companions.

She really did not think her husband's dumb jokes were funny, but to placate him, she feigned enjoyment with clorange.

Origin: The word originated in McLean, VA by a local high school freshman in early 2009. (He was trying to come up with a word that rhymed with orange.)

by YDIman May 2, 2009

Hoist the Colors

when a girl or guy breaks up with someone and they go out looking for a rebound. They "hoist the colors" and inform you of their single status.

Hey look at that hot girl at the bar! Dudes hoist the colors and lets go!

by godstrumpet October 6, 2013

Colorado

They think their state is so cold and blah blah blah... Maybe if they'd get out of the mountains it wouldnt be so damn cold.

Colorado douche--Fraser, Colorado is wayy colder than International Falls.

Minnesotan-- Well if international falls was over 8,000 feet above sea level it would be 6 thousand times colder.

(International Falls is just over 1,000 feet above sea level)

by Greeby July 25, 2011

The Multi-Colored Swat Team

The main elemant in the grand army of the Man, it is responsible fo rcrushing more pink cookies than all others combined

The multi colored swat team strikes again

by martay February 18, 2003

colorguarder

-a loser who practices the activity of throwing around flags and believes that it is cool to do so
-noobs who believes that colorguard is a sport
-a freak who believes that colorguard is better than swimming when its not
-people who throw flags up and drop it on their face. bleeding, they shortly believe that they had risen in social level
- a dumbass
-a believer of the religeon "colorguard is a sport"

"hi im a colorguarder. today i threw a flag up and it whacked me in the face. can i sit with you cool kids now?"
"gtfo"

by luls luls luls May 27, 2009