Paris Barnes

The god of the Nigga race.

I just got done praying to Paris Barnes.

by Paris Barnes April 8, 2023

Buff Banner

The Buff Banner is a Weapon for the Soldier in Team Fortress 2.

It is a backpack with a yellow banner inside and a bugle which you hold.

It gives you a rage meter, that when 600 damage is dealt, you can blow the bugle which disables your weapons while being blown. After being blown (which makes it make a doot doot sound), it gives you and all nearby teammates 10 seconds of minicrits (a 35% damage increase). Using the bugle drains the meter during the 10 seconds and respawning resets the meter to 0%.

Blu Scout: Guys theres a soldier and his team over there!
Blu Demoman: He has the Buff Banner
Red Soldier: *doot doot*
Blu Scout: Fuck

by absolutely BONKers! April 21, 2023

mickey barker

Another name of been robbed of money

Lent my mate 40t and he did a mickey barker on me

by lllCATlll May 17, 2023

Jayden Barnett

This person is a legend. A sigma. Whenever women see him they bow down to him hoping they could become one of his partners. This person is the most masculine man ever to exist. He is the straightest male ever never to become lgbtq+. All men respect him and all women want him. He is the man with the biggest cock n balls and a toned muscular light skin body. He has black curly hair a strong jawline with a constant stoic expression.

Woman 1: Omg is that Jayden Barnett?!
Woman 2: Wow he’s so amazing and perfect

by FollowerOfJayden May 25, 2023

Michael Barnes

an amalgamation of the most generic dude you can think of, or just some dude who listens to really generic stuff. known to reside in San Leandro

Parsley Smite: Man you are such a Michael Barnes, LOL! you watch The Office US!
Charlie Leask: Nah that shows ass man!

by ParlseyIsQueer87 May 27, 2023

Ollie Barnesas

A nick name given to someone who like riding dick and loves giving homosexual oral sex

“I met this guy last night, he was a real Ollie barnesas”

by HAZA123 July 4, 2023

tom barnes

He is a incredibly sad boy who is surrounded by those who hate his guts and tell him constantly however despite these obvious facts that he is ever doomed to the ever growing loneliness that is the tissues and lubricant on his desk as well as the loli tentacle hentai displayed constantly on 1 of his monitors while the other one is a cycle of oiled up big black men he continues to push on hoping that one day he will be able to break out of his constant misery that is his life. To summarise this series of unfortunate events which he does deserve he is and will always be Alone, unloved and unwanted.

i would feel bad for my friend Tom Branes life although he does deserve it as his name is Tom Barnes.

by sphinx909 July 5, 2023