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beard grub

Word used to describe left over food and food that inevitably escaped the mouth, also includes foods that may or may not have been placed there by owner of beard and food. Food particles and chunks are almost always visible to the naked eye and noticeable to everyone the beard owner comes into contact with.
"Bro I am so hungry you up for some food"?

"Nah man I've been munching on some beard grub I stashed away at lunch".

"Damn. I need a beard".
by taypetes September 30, 2014
mugGet the beard grubmug.

Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage

Doing a sitting 69 with a girl on her period while you're taking a dump.
Last night to celebrate our anniversary, my girlfriend and I did a Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage in her parents bathroom.
by Chillosophy October 4, 2017
mugGet the Blumpkin: Red Beard of Couragemug.

charcuterie beard

When your facial hair is filled with the detritus of eating cheese and crackers and assorted snackables.
He clearly had overindulged on the appetizer tray. His Charcuterie Beard had enough Brie and cracker crumbs to feed a family of mice.
by IdeamanChicago December 22, 2023
mugGet the charcuterie beardmug.

Jack's Crazy Beard

The kind of beard you get when you come back from the secret island and go a little crazy and start listening to Nirvana really loud while driving around in a van.
Damn dude, where have you been? You've got a serious Jack's Crazy Beard going on! Also, nice van.
by Malachi Constant April 12, 2019
mugGet the Jack's Crazy Beardmug.

Beard On

Tyler: “Yo Dan I just finished my new anime season.” Dan: “Yo Tyler quit being suck a fucking beard on dude!”
by Xesman69 June 3, 2020
mugGet the Beard Onmug.

If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023
mugGet the If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beardmug.

salted his beard

The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.
by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023
mugGet the salted his beardmug.

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