Taps

Thick as pigs shit

You see that guy over there, I met him last night, and he’s taps…

by mugmcmug January 12, 2025

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Crank my tap

When you twist a man's penis and it dribbles cum.

"Hey bro wanna crank my tap?"

by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025

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Tapping the maple

Taking a piss in Canada

Hey Jim, what are you doing in there?
Oh, just tapping the maple!

by scoobasteve617 June 24, 2025

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TAP

An acronym for "Tool Assisted Playthrough."

Kamijoan's Concentration Training TAP comes with a side of Devilish Training.

by Willbium Bermald July 1, 2025

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Pussy-on-tap

Role of wife, girlfriend, live-in etc ..

I have no need to go to the bar, I can stay home, I have pussy-on-tap.

by Wrongholerodeo yee haw July 7, 2025

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That thing where you make a vortex in beer bottle and drink it real fast and it’s like a tornado in your stomach and then you have to pee but the vortex is still going and your dick is all twisted and you have to pee out the vortex so your dick will twist back the other way.

Man, I just opened up the tornado tap drain. My dick was super twisted after guzzling down all those vortex drinks.

by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex July 27, 2025

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