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Jam Hands

Jam Hands (aka: J H) can be defined as one who cannot avoid keeping their hands free of the most undesirable sticky messes one could possibly accumulate on their hands. Some examples of this are: JAM, chocolate ... anything food related really, also many unmentionables such as their own expectorant. Sometimes they can go days without knowing this and actually amass more of a Jam Hands situation which can spread to other body parts, clothing (pudding shirt) and namely on top of their already jammy hands: this is known as Jam Hands Hoarding.

However, Jam Hands are known for their sharing. They like to mark their territory and think this is amazing, a gesture of unity. However, it is disgusting. Once you have observed a jam hands you will be quick to notice smears or other texturized traces that the Jam Hands leaves behind. You will learn the definition of repulsed.

Friends or observant people who are well aware of when a Jam Hands is in the room, tend to keep a 30 feet minimum distance from the Jam Hands at large and are quick to use public/personal hand sanitizer if available when an accidental/forced encounter with the jam hands or a certain surface that the Jam Hands has touched, has occurred.
"Daniel, keep your filthy jam hands away from me... oh gross it's in your hair now!"

Example: the kid from your third grade class, that smelt musky, who wore the same shirt every day for 2 weeks, that had 20 different types of chocolate stains on it, and would eat popsicles and the popsicle would melt onto his hands and then fabric fuzz would get stuck to the popsicle mess on his hands, and then he'd have yesterdays gravy on his face and it would be french kiss friday and people would dare you to kiss him and you would slightly vomit at the thought of it in your mouth, and the teacher would dump his desk on clean up monday and grilled cheese sandwiches from 2 months ago would fall out. Jam hands + Jam hands hoarding.
by notajamhands March 20, 2011
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Pimp Hand

How well a pimp can control his hoes. Also, how well he can keep his hoes without another pimp with a stronger pimp hand coming and taking his hoes.
My pimp hand is so strong, I walked into Leroy's territory, smacked his bitch ass up, and took his hoes AND his Cadillac!
by Headman September 2, 2005
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hands down

The best fucking Dashboard Confessional song ever!!!
Hands down this is the best day I can ever remember, I'll always remember the sound of the stereo, the dim of the soft lights, the scent of your hair that you twirled in your fingers - and the time on the clock when we realized it's so late, and this walk that we shared together - the streets were wet and the gate was locked, so I jumped it and I let you in, and you stood at your door with your hands on my waist and you kissed me like you meant it - and I knew that you meant it.
by Beautiful Scars May 3, 2005
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poop hands

n., the condition of having hands that smell of feces
Sniff, sniff! You've got poop hands, son! Have you been scratching your butt again? Go wash WITH SOAP--
by MichaelM August 30, 2005
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hand nigger

Hey Mac, gimme the hand nigger so I can change the channel!
by JMD January 28, 2005
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Thalidomide Hand

The Thalidomide Hand is obtained when two lovers embrace side-by-side in bed, and one of them has their hand emerging from under their body. It resembles a common deformity from the early 60s caused by the use of the drug Thalidomide.
"When Lauren and I started making out in bed, she had rolled over onto her right arm and got the Thalidomide hand."
by Rick Deckard January 6, 2010
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The Black Hand

The official faction of assasins found in the Bethesda owned game "Oblivion"
A reference to the clan of assasins found in another defenition of this phrase. Also known as the Dark Brotherhood. They follow the spirit known as the Night Mother (AKA Old Lady Luck). The Dark Brotherhood only kills those who have not proven themselves worthy of living (For various reasons but mostly for murder and scamming).
"I trust your decisions will only benefit The Black Hand."-(Lucienne LaChance)
by Pancaxe May 12, 2009
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