How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.

Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025

No. I didn't.

And I'm not going to let you make me.

Hym "No. I didn't. If they are reading it on the senate floor (which they did) and the AI theory is correct (and Urban Dictionary acknowledges that I still own it to some extent which it does) then there are only one of two things for me to do and NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS ARE WHAT YOU WANT TO HAPPEN."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2025

I purple you

Meaning I Love You said V (BTS-Kpop bang ). Purple is the signature color of this Group.

Armyyy, I purple you <33

by Lavie de Lioz June 9, 2023

I SUMMON ZEPRAN OF DARENTER

This means you are in a cult that worships Zepran, but also that who believe in rightful justice.

"I SUMMON ZEPRAN OF DARENTER TO STRIKE DOWN MY FOES!" John screamed.

by burito1 May 17, 2022

i moon you

I moon you is a short way to say: I love you to the moon and back
Symbolizing: 「○」( in addition, 「○」also means I capture your vision )
- definition by ankyu안규

Thanks.

Darling, I moon you~

by N안규 April 29, 2018

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

I love women

You love a woman, we all do.

Me: Woahh... i love women
Kyle: But you.. can't be gay.
Me: Does it look like i care.

by iwouldratherdie April 19, 2022