Valentine's Day

A day hated by all single people everywhere.

"Ugh, I hate Valentine's Day."

by TheMagicalElfOfDarkness February 20, 2018

valenda

This name is very different it says so much about you many people don't use this name

Hi valenda

by Lisa hoftship May 10, 2018

valérian

Equal to Chuck Norris.

J'aimerai être comme Valérian.

by Killer_Val March 15, 2018

valentyna

She is the best teacher , intelligent , she has a goergous son , and she is sooooo good at destination imagination.

She would be your best friend / teacher .

Today Miss. Valentyna and her students did final spelling bee.

by AEGmacon May 17, 2018

Valentina

valentina is the most annoyingest and gross girl. she eats her boogers and then throws up but she then eats that. she will own a pizza shop in new york city but no one will come because they see her put her boogers in the pizza. she will then be broke and have nothing. she will go to her friend miranda for some hotdogs but miranda won't give any to her.

you: omg I just went to valentina's pizzeria and saw her pick her nose

me: yeah she does that and she also puts it in the pizza. she's really gross

you: oh thanks for letting me know

by imugly6969 June 15, 2018

Valet parking

When you’re too nervous to have sex with your girlfriend, so you pay your friend to do it for you.

“Hey man, I’ve never had sex before and I don’t wanna disappoint Jessica. Can you help me out?”
“Yeah but you’ll have to pay for valet parking.”

by NOMRAHofficial June 19, 2018

valevore

Valevore Hitler was born on 20 April 1889 in Braunau am Inn, a town in Austria-Hungary (in present-day Austria), close to the border with the German Empire. He was christened as "Valeus Hitler". He was the fourth of six children born to Alois Hitler and his third wife, Klara Pölzl.

"Watch out for that "Valevore" he'll gun you down if you're black"

by SamFeeds June 19, 2018