Friend 1: "Come on guys lets go to the movies!"
Girlfriend 1: "No ive got a beter idea. Me and my girl will stay here and you can go to the movies."
Friend 2: "Oh come on guys, it'll be fun!"
Girlfriend 2: "Fun for you maybe. You fuckin Twat Block!"
Girlfriend 1: "No ive got a beter idea. Me and my girl will stay here and you can go to the movies."
Friend 2: "Oh come on guys, it'll be fun!"
Girlfriend 2: "Fun for you maybe. You fuckin Twat Block!"
by LeggoMyEggoBITCH!!!! May 18, 2010
Get the Twat Blockmug. A somewhat nerdy, often academically gifted person who dislikes physical activity, and also happens to wear spectacles.
Mum: "Benny, why don't you go and join the local chess club?"
Benny: "No way am I going to hang around with those glasses twats."
Benny: "No way am I going to hang around with those glasses twats."
by Dr. Sven June 3, 2006
Get the glasses twatmug. twat waffle occurs when a girl with a shaven puss wears tight chain mail undies. when taken off leaves a waffle like mark on the vag.
by uzirider79 February 23, 2009
Get the Twat Wafflemug. by Zach982179384 December 19, 2007
Get the tweedle twatmug. A Game;
You have to grab as many things near you as you can, throw them at someone and if you hit them on the head, shout 'TWAT FUCK', then count how many you can get,
2+ Players.
fun for all the family
You have to grab as many things near you as you can, throw them at someone and if you hit them on the head, shout 'TWAT FUCK', then count how many you can get,
2+ Players.
fun for all the family
Frank; TWAT FUCK!!
Bob; I Got 5 twat Fucks How many Have You got.
Frank; 11 So fuck You.
Bob; Fuckoff Wankstain.
Bob; I Got 5 twat Fucks How many Have You got.
Frank; 11 So fuck You.
Bob; Fuckoff Wankstain.
by Charlotte Ryan August 7, 2007
Get the twat fuckmug. A tiny girl who think that her tinyness is somehow interesting or adorable, who will never miss an opportunity to point out how small she is, and who thinks people should treat her differently or special because she is a munchkin.
Twat waffle: "Oh my god! Look at how tiny my hands are! Aren't I so adorable?"
Me: "Dude, who let that twat waffle in here? She is such an annoying bitch. Get out of here you oompa loompa!"
Me: "Dude, who let that twat waffle in here? She is such an annoying bitch. Get out of here you oompa loompa!"
by poop_smuggler1001 December 18, 2009
Get the twat wafflemug. 1) A very feminine, borderline homosexual, that is self-centered and obnoxious. Usually refers to a preppy asshole.
2) An Eggo waffle topped with fish and served on a bloody pad.
2) An Eggo waffle topped with fish and served on a bloody pad.
1) Hey Jim, look at that twat waffle buying shit in Bed Bath and Beyond.
2) Mrs. Butterworth's pussy tastes like a twat waffle.
2) Mrs. Butterworth's pussy tastes like a twat waffle.
by Fahq2 July 20, 2008
Get the twat wafflemug.