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Boujee Food

Food that is noticeably nice and upscale. Essentially things like steak, lobster, crab, shrimp, cooked or grown with care, pride and attention to detail, and generally speaking way out of average people's realistic budgets on a regular basis, if at all ever. Antonym of foods such as spaghetti-o's, hot dogs, nachos, cup of noodles.
Jeff: How much is your filet mignon with lobster and crabmeat on top?
Server: $100
Jeff: And the merlot?
Server: $50 per glass.
Jeff: I'll take both. Boujee food.
Server: Indeed.
by Space Wrangler August 30, 2021
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Food job

The act of sexual gratification using food to please ones self. Is usually messy.
"Did you hear? Amy gave Shaun a food job! What a slut!"
by LocalKitty January 1, 2018
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buffer food

A meal prepared in such a way that its presentation and/or appearance will generate its own conversation, thereby eliminating awkward communication among incompatible guests.
Imma fix a series of buffer food courses for tomorrow night's dinner party, and hoping like hell that people will focus on the food instead of pushing each other's buttons.
by pfon November 28, 2012
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Black Food

A food that only the black man can master and only the black can ever make a comment on. Such food is the key to any persons soul. All hail the black food.
Nigger and Niggers serve the best Black food in town, can’t be missed.
by Man of Blades September 6, 2021
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food ass

When people cook nasty smelling food and it stinks up the office/house.
"My office smells like food ass."
by ktaylor625 October 20, 2008
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Baby Food

Refers to a drug lower on the thrill scale than one you currently use, which is obviously superior to that crap. For instance to a heroin addict, baby food might be Percocet or Vicodin.
I left the Baby Food long ago, only The King works for me.
by Gojai August 30, 2017
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Whole Foods

A disgrace to the natural food industry. Wild Oats is a lot better, and thats a fact. Its proven by their commitment to customer service and quality, which whole foods has niether of.
I took a shot on whole foods doorstep.
by puntang master August 18, 2004
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